Twatwaffles Of The Week

And away we go...............................

First a repeat Dicknozzle Of Douchebaggery: Major League Baseball for continuing this God forsaken interleague play. HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number Five: While we are on the sports theme, "fans" of the Vancouver Canucks, who took it upon themselves to riot after the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup Final to Boston, which marred a highly entertaining Final and left a black eye on a vibrant and cosmopolitan city. (This same behavior occurred in 1994 when the Canucks lost to the New York Rangers.)

Vancouver Hockey Fans Riot after Cup Final Loss

Yeah, guys, it is bad enough when "fans" in winning cities act like morons, but when your team loses, try crying in your whisky and lamenting about getting them next year. See "Cubs, Chicago" for details on how this is done.

Number Four: An as of yet unidentified woman riding on a New York Metro North train, who proceeded to launch into a tirade about how "well educated" she is when asked by a conductor to talk more quietly and refrain from using profanity on her cell phone.

A Well Educated Boor?

Okay, lady, I don't care if you have a wall full of diplomas, you're STILL bloody rude!!!!!! No one wants to hear you yap on your cell phone at ear splitting levels. Have some common courtesy.

Number Three: House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), who has allegedly been involved in at least two extramarital affairs while bellowing about how Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) should immediately resign from congress due to his recent indiscretions, an opinion that this writer shared. However, the hypocrisy is just mind boggling.

We Are Now Awaiting Your Resignation, Speaker Boehner

Yes, folks, another one of those high and mighty, God is on our side, family values Republicans appears to be sleeping around on his wife. We will see how quickly they clamor for Boehner's resignation as they did for Weiner's.

Number Two: Conservative and Republican office holders, pundits, bloggers, etc, who has been shrieking and wailing about Rep. Weiner, his immorality, his lack of respect for his marriage, how he should have immediately resigned (okay, I agree with them on that point), and the reaction of Democratic Congressional Leadership to his issues, while acting as though they aren't the party of Larry Craig, Newt Gingrich, Mark Foley, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and so on; and while completely ignoring the fact that they originally jumped to their scandal ridden colleagues' defense until the evidence of their guilt became overwhelming.

Give it a rest, guys, scumbags aren't just found on one side of the aisle. There are plenty on both sides to go around.

Number One: Tom MacMaster, an American man studying in Scotland who created the online blog known as "A Girl Gay in Damascus". The Gay Girl in Damascus blog, dating back to February this year, claimed to document the life of 25-year-old Amina Abdallah Arraf al-Omari, a half-Syrian, half American lesbian living in Damascus. We know this blog is a total work of fiction as put forth by MacMaster.

Girl Gay in Damascus Is and American in Scotland?

Sir, you may very well be as passionate about gay rights and the persecution of gays worldwide as I, and so many others who fight for this cause are, but this type of thing sets us back fifty years, and give the anti-gay crowd yet more nonsensical fodder to use against us. We can only hope you see the error of your ways and never behave in such an abominable manner again.

Peace and love, my brothers and sisters.