Twatwaffles Of The Week

And away we go...........................

Number Five:  Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY), who may, or may not, have sent a lewd crotch shot of himself to a 21 year old female college student who follows his Twitter account.  Did he send it?  Was his account hacked?  I suspect only he knows, but what I can say is that his behavior since the incident first occurred has done nothing to instill confidence in him.  He has been evasive.  He has been rude with reporters.  He has, as of today, essentially refused to comment on the matter further.  My suggestion would be to make a statement and stick with it.  Otherwise, he looks guilty whether he is or not.

Weiner Shows His Weiner?

Number Four:  Former North Carolina Senator and Democrat Party presidential candidate, John Edwards, who was indicted today on charges of using what were basically campaign contributions to support his mistress, Rielle Hunter, with whom he fathered a child.  I should note that Mr. Edwards ongoing affair while his wife, Elizabeth, was dying of cancer earned him Twatwaffle status last year.  Yes, he is a repeat offender, and a true twatwaffle to the core.

Edwards The Dirtbag Strikes Again

Number Three:  Sarah Palin, who in her infinite wisdom, recently declared that Paul Revere warned THE BRITISH during the Revolutionary War.  Yes, once again, Sarah Sixpack has opened her pie hole and inserted her Made In The USA work boot in it.  For the record, Revere warned THE AMERICANS of an impending British attack.  Hence his famous, "The British are coming!!!!  The British are coming!!!"  Oh, but Palin represents real America.  She speaks for honest, God fearing, Tea Party types.  Actually, she may since most of them are clueless about history as well.  Really, Sarah, would you please take your bumbling, crass,  misstepping, misspeaking self back to Alaska where you belong?  Those of us who see you for the caricature you are have had more than enough of you.

The Americans Are Coming?????

Number Two:  Rebecca Colleen Christie of New Mexico, who was recently sentenced in federal court to twenty five years in prison for her November, 2009 second degree murder and child abandonment conviction for letting her three and a half year old daughter, Brandi Wulf, die from malnutrition and dehydration while she played World of Warcraft on her computer.  Christie's ex-husband, U.S. Air Force Sgt. Derek Wulf, earns Dicknozzle Of Doucebaggery dishonors for pleading guilty to child neglect.  It seems he had issues with his ex-wife's ability to care for the child but didn't see fit to alert authorities.  What can I add to this, dear readers?  This is a tragic story and further proof that parenting skills do not occur naturally to humans.  They must be learned.  It is also further proof that we all need to be on the alert for "parents" who abuse or neglect their children.  It IS your business.  You DO need to get involved.  Please.  I'm begging you.  If one child is saved from this type of tragedy, it will be worth it.

Mother Of The Year..............

Number One:  Richard Tice, Sr., 63, of Oak Harbor, WA, who admitted to raping two children, but then blamed his actions on.................................the four year old victim.  The four year old victim.  Folks, I don't make this stuff up.

Sicko Of The Year?

Peace and love, my brothers and sisters.