Twatwaffles Of The Week

And away we go.......................

Number Five:  Adam Chumley, 17, of Acworth, GA, who during a high school football game pulled an opponent's helmet off and began pummeling him with it.  Yeah, this is a great example of sportsmanship, huh?  The fourteen year old kid who was repeatedly struck with his own helmet suffered a possible concussion.  Chumley has been charged with battery.  The very best parts of this story are that Chumley's team was leading 33-0 when the altercation occured, and the two schools involved in the game were Christian schools!!  So much for turning the other cheek................

Football Players Beats Opponent With His Own Helmet

Number Four:  An unidentified Altamonte Springs, FL couple who were forced to move from their rental home due to falling behind in their rent and left their dogs behind to starve to death.  As I say week in and week out, friends and frenemies, I don't make this stuff up.  I just report it.  One dog survived while two others died in squalid conditions.  How about this, dear readers?  How about we find this couple and let them live in stench while sitting in their own excrement and urine without food and water for a couple of weeks?  Sound like a plan?  I think so, too.

Couple Move and Leave Dogs To Die

Number Three:  We have a tie for third place this week.  Brandy Mills and  Teresa Mendenhall of Union City, IN who will soon be charged with neglect of a dependent after they not only allowed their 16 and 17 year old daughters to engage in a fight in a public park, but also encouraged them to do so.  They also reportedly prevented onlookers from breaking up the fight.  Two real Mother of the Year candidates, huh?  Dicknozzle of Douchebaggery dishonor goes to the twenty onlookers who encouraged the altercation and did nothing whatsoever to stop it. 

Classy Mothers Encourage Classy Daughters To Fight Each Other

Number Two:  Another Mother of the Year candidate, 22-year-old Elizabeth Escalona of Dallas, TX, who was arrested for injury to a child.  Escalona reportedly drug her two year old daughter by the feet, glued her hands to a wall, hit her in the stomach with a milk jug, and beat her with a belt and shoes.  The child had broken bones, bruises and head injuries.  Anyone who has followed this column knows how I despise those who abuse children, our most vulnerable citizens.  This case is particularly heinous, and I sincerely hope that this woman, if found guilty, does a great deal of time in prison where she will most likely take the same type of beatings that she allegedly gave to her little girl.

Mother Tortures Toddler

Number One:  Donald Hardy, 31, of Chicago who was recently sentenced to 50 years in prison for setting his former landlord, 77 year old Harlan Hayes, on fire in 2008.  Hardy was evicted by Hayes after the former was found to be selling drugs out of his apartment.  Hardy doused Hayes in gasoline and set him alight.  Hayes suffered burns over ninety percent of his body and succumbed to his injuries a week later.  You know, I often try to make some type of humorous remark while listing the weekly Twatwaffles, but there is nothing remotely funny about this.  In fact, I hope that Mr. Hardy spends the next fifty years alone in a prison cell with the screams of his victim echoing in his ears twenty four hours per day!!

Man Gets 50 Years For Setting Landlord Alight

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