Thank The Liberals

And today, ladies and gentlemen, we return to our semi-regular feature I like to call "Thank The Liberals".

Do you like the right of people of all colors to use schools and facilities?  Thank the liberals.

Do you like public schools?  Thank the liberals.

Do you like child-labor laws?  Thank the liberals.

Do you like the right to unionize?  Thank the liberals.

Do you like health care benefits?  Thank the liberals.

Peace and love, my brothers and sisters.