Twatwaffles Of The Week

And away we go..................................


Number Five:  Shawn Porter, a 32 year old Volusia County, FL man recently arrested for ordering marijuana at a Burger King drive through. 
According to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office, Porter and another man drove up to the Burger King on Elkcam Boulevard in Deltona about 10:30 p.m. and said they wanted a "blunt and some herbs" -- slang terms for marijuana.  The cashier said she could smell marijuana coming from the car, so she jotted down the vehicle's tag number and description and called the Sheriff's Office.

Man Arrested For Ordering Weed At A Burger King Drive Through

Talk about having it "your way".  Hey, man, can I get a Whopper meal and......................uh......................a dime bag of grass?  Unbelievable.

Number Four:  Oakland Raiders linebacker Roland McClain arrested for all sorts of assault charges, with the kicker being that he held a handgun next to a man's head and fired it off right next to his ear. Along with that, McClain was arrested for discharging a firearm inside city limits, third-degree assault, menacing and reckless endangerment after being given time off by the team to attend his grandfather's funeral. 

The San Francisco Chronicle has the details ...

The victim, whose name was not released, told police that he got into a fight with Jerradius Willingham Wednesday night. The victim told police who had responded to the call that he crawled to his car after the fight, and then McClain put a gun to his head while he was lying on the ground, police said.
"The victim reported that he begged McClain not to shoot him," a police news release said, "and that McClain took the gun away from his head, held it next to his ear and fired it."

Raider Linebacker Arrested On Gun Charges

First, a Doug Disclaimer.....................I am a HUGE Oakland Raiders fan and have been since early childhood.  That being said, this type of behavior is abominable!!!  McClain is being paid a king's ransom to play a boys game, and he acts in this type of way?  I grow increasingly annoyed with professional athletes, especially NFL and NBA player, who seem to think that they are above the law.  You are grown men, making huge sums of money, living in posh homes, and driving exclusive cars.  You aren't gangsters.  Grow up, and act like the adults you supposedly are.

Number Three:  An unidentified Franklin County, PA man who robbed a wheelchair bound Salvation Army bell ringer. 

Bell Ringer In Wheelchair Robbed

come under fire for failing to properly discipline the other players who were allegedly involved; the Eagle-Tribune reported on Tuesday that two of the players who have been accused of leading the hazing incident were allowed to try out for the basketball team on Monday, an act which would directly contravene Andov
You read it correctly, friends. This twatwaffle stole a donation kettle from a wheelchair bound bell ringer. A. Wheelchair. Bound. Bell. Ringer. I realize that all of the dirtbags come out of the woodwork during this time of year, but this is a new low, isn't it?

Number Two: David Fazio head coach of the Andover (MA) high school basketball team, some of whom's members have been implicated in a disgusting hazing incident last summer.
According to the Andover Eagle-Tribune, two of the team's younger players were coaxed into participating in a "game" called ookie cookie, where one of the players was forced to eat an Oreo cookie covered in semen. One of the students who reported the incident was among the two forced to play the game, while the other who was hazed has reportedly transferred to another school.
The Andover head basketball coach, Fazio, allegedly reported the incident as soon as he learned of it, alerting authorities as early as Nov. 11 of a potential hazing within his team. Still, he has since er Public School policy which alleges that all students involved in hazing will face levels of discipline that vary from suspension to expulsion.

Basketball Hazing Incident Sparks Outrage

What the hell should I say about this, friends and frenemies?  It is sick.  It is twisted,  It is demented.  Whatever happened to making the freshmen wash the upperclassman's jocks?  Things that used to be relatively innocent have morphed into repulsive things like this.  I just don't understand it.

Number One:  A small Kentucky church has chosen to ban marriages and even some worship services for interracial couples. The Gulnare Freewill Baptist Church, located in Pike County, made the vote in response to a longtime member who is engaged to a man whose birthplace is in Zimbabwe,    The small congregation, which usually hosts about 40 members each Sunday, held the vote after longtime member Stella Harville, brought her fiancé Ticha Chikuni to church with her in June. The couple performed a song together at the church in which Chikuni sang "I Surrender All," while Harville played the piano.  Chikuni, 29, who works at Georgetown College, is black--and Harville, who was baptized at the church but is not an active member, is white. Dean Harville, Stella's father, said he was told by the church's former pastor Melvin Thompson that his daughter and her fiancé were not allowed to sing at the church again. However, Thompson recently stepped down and the church's new pastor, Stacy Stepp, said the couple was once again welcome to sing.

Kentucky Church Bans Interracial Marriage

I say it week in and week out......................  I don't make this stuff up.  I just report it.

Peace and love, my brothers and sisters.